Trademarks of City Living

1. You can't walk past a residential building without having air conditioners urinate on your head.

2. You find your impatience exploding as what seems like everytime you ride the bus, a bunch of tourists board and ask the driver for directions, then proceed to fumble around with their transit passes, and have to be corrected by the driver repeatedly after blindly ignoring the bright yellow arrow on them that clearly indicates what end should be inserted.

3. Even old people bother you because they take so much time to board the bus. Yes, I know, I'm awful.

4. Your nose is accosted by a myriad of smells one after the other, ranging from the mouth-watering scent of burning sugar to the nauseating odor of pee.

5. You haven't seen stars in the sky in what seems like years.

6. Sirens are beginning to sound more and more musical.